Where is My Happy Ending?

Time for another Survey:


What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Well if you're talking about Lizzie, I call her mom 'Mom' since she's my mom.


What's the strangest talent you have?
Hmm...i can make this weird sound...oh wait that's my laugh.


Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie.


Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common, other than their gender?
All of them left me for something/someone else 'better' for them.


Did you french kiss before you were 16?
No.


Have you ever been cow-tipping?
No.


Where's the weirdest place you've thrown up?
Hmm. I don't know, I usually make it to the toilet. Adrianna's hair maybe?


Name something you do when you're alone?
Shower.


How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Enough.


How often do you clean out your ears?
Every time i shower, once a day.


Would you rather, get stuck in a foreign country or another planet?
Planet.


What was the sex talk with your parents like?
My Mom: "Don't have sex. Your head will explode."
That was the extent of the sex talk.


Would you prank call your grandma?
They're both dead, thanks.


What caused one of your nose bleeds?
I don't know if i've ever had one.


Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.


Ever see someone with Camel Toe in person?
Probably? Gross.


If you had any super power in the world what would it be?
To be able to stop and start time whenever i wanted.


What would you do with those super powers?
Take badass pictures.


Have you ever read the whole bible before?
Not the bible, but i did read the whole book of mormon once. i don't remember it.


If you were a cartoon character who would you be?
Haha. the tick?


What would you do if you ruled the world?
Make it so sidewalks could fit three people across and not just two.


What type of people do you hate the most?
Trick ass bitches.


What would you do if a loved one died?
Oh I dunno, get the mail and make a sandwich. I'd fucking cry my eyeballs out you dumb fuck.


What would your last words to a loved one be?
Probably, "Don't even worry about it."


What would you do if an enemy died?
Get the mail. Make a sandwich.


What would your last words to an enemy be?
Why am i talking to my enemy when they're dying?


Who has hurt you the most in your life?
Just some dude.


How did they hurt you the most?
kicked me right in the heart. ouchiewawa!


Would you ever want to switch places with this person?
Hell no. I'm barely getting used to being myself.

What is true love?
Beautiful. Giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. I could go on and on.


What was the biggest lie that you have ever told?
I don't know. I used to lie my ass off all the time to my parents.


What was the biggest lie ever told to you?
"I fall in love with you more and more every day."


Do you regret meeting any of the people that you have met?
Right now, yes.


Would you ever want to go back in time?
Just to watch the good times, yes.


Would you bring a loved one back to life if you could?
They're better off where they are.


Are you a good person?
No.


What do you think about racism?
Mixed feelings.


What do you think about gays?
I support love.


What do you think about abortion?
I don't even wanna go there.


Who made you feel like the best person in the world?
He did.


Who made you feel like the worst person in the world?
He did.


Do you believe in karma?
Yes.


Do you know the Sponge Bob theme song?
I'm only Becki. Of course i do.

Do you want to bring sexy back?
I don't care about sexy, i don't care if it leaves or goes.