Just be grateful you're not here:
Dear Rehab,
I don't miss you.
I don't miss you.
Okay anyways. I gotta pee.
But we have one bathroom in this godforsaken house.
And my dad is in it. You know what that means!
If dad's in the bathroom....it'll be at least an hour before you can enter it safely again.
Someone give me like five hundred bucks so I can fly to Florida, where it's warm, where there's an ocean, and where Jerry can make me pasta. Thanks so much.
P.S. Wow I sound fucking selfish.
But we have one bathroom in this godforsaken house.
And my dad is in it. You know what that means!
If dad's in the bathroom....it'll be at least an hour before you can enter it safely again.
Someone give me like five hundred bucks so I can fly to Florida, where it's warm, where there's an ocean, and where Jerry can make me pasta. Thanks so much.
P.S. Wow I sound fucking selfish.
I miss going to your myspace and looking at your photos. But I love the blogs as well.
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