Sunday, June 17, 2012

Root Canal

Yeah, I know I look terrible, but still. 
Putting on chap stick has never been more difficult in my life.

I've never had a root canal before, so I was pretty nervous when I went in. The fact that my dentist is a total babe is nice though. It's probably just DDS. Dreamy Doctor Syndrome: He's just a totally normal guy, but the fact that he's a doctor, and I'm all drugged up, makes him super hot.
Anyways, I took a valium before my appointment. I would've been freakin the fuck out if I had gone in without it. I don't do well with the scraping and the drilling, and the shots, and eeeeuugh! Just no!
They made sure I was comfortable though and I suffered through it. I thought it was no big deal, that i would be totally fine afterwards.
But my head is going to explode and the pain pills make me nauseated. Plus I can only eat on one side of my mouth. It takes me half an hour to eat a fucking sammich!
So the recovery sucks balls. I just can't wait for it to be over. I go back in two weeks for my new tooth. Ugh. Kill me now.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Becki Bible Excerpts: May 2012

Photos from May:

Little baby poopsie woopsie

I almost wanted to steal this child

Derp Spencer

Grand Chawhee

Her shaved belly. She sleeps weird.

The brown hairs

The day of Lizzie's wedding

Lizzie and her hubby Jimmy

Me and my dad

It was a pizza and beer night


Lumpy Puppy

Sherry and Matt tried to make a heart

Little Dinah kitty

Matt and Sherry at Area 51

May 4, 2012
[[Watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire with my mom]]
My mom: Who's that?
Me: That's Hermione's date to the Yule Ball, Vikter Krum.
My mom: Oh he ain't no crumb. He's the whole cake! Mmm!

May 6, 2012
Me: I might force you to hang out with me. FORCEFUL FRIENDSHIP!
Trever: Did I just get friendship raped?


May 15, 2012
Things I enjoy:
Vacuuming, Job for a Cowboy, Sparks' kisses, painting my nails, Star Wars, Laundry, collecting recipes, ugly sweaters, funny faces, jacket weather, nerds, big trees, swing sets, Canadian Host, blank notebooks, new deodorant, puppy breath, walking, everything in the fridge, and drunken heart to hearts.

May 18, 2012

Lizzie's Wedding!!

list of things to do:
  1. Kill Lizze - borrowing my make up and disappearing with it is not okay. If you take it with you on the honeymoon, i will rip you apart.
  2. Consume caffeine
  3. Try not to kill literally everyone
  4. Fake smiles all around
  5. Locate intoxicants

Congrats, baby sister. ♥

May 25, 2012
Words Black People Use That I Don't Understand:
Sarah Pailin
Bad Bitch
Laffy Taffy
Skeet Skeet

May 27, 2012
Whenever I go to a bachelor pad and I use his bathroom, but he has no toilet paper, I ask myself, "How does he take a shit?! Does he just never shit?!"

Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Turning

The turning is back.
This time it's a hollow feeling in my gut. You know that feeling, where you just know something bad is going to happen? I am the feeling. My very self is that feeling. My body is out of place; my body is wrong. All wrong. A land mine in the field, waiting for someone to stumble upon me. There's only so much of it I can take. A cigarette to calm my nerves only lasts a moment and I turn to whiskey, at least I would every chance I got. The fire that starts in my belly until it numbs my limbs. My thoughts bump into each other, leaving me dizzy and disoriented.
Just how I like it.
Why do people I barely know smile and ask me how I'm doing?
They rarely care.
Everyone has problems of their own. They are all being eaten alive by guilt and demons.
I'm tired.
When I was little, I would sit on the swing set in my back yard. I'd twist up and up. Then let go and watch the world swirl past my eyes, down, down until I would just lay on the grass and wait for the spinning to stop.
I can't stop the twisting now.
The turning.
The knife.
It turns faster. Just like the swing.
I can feel my fingers slipping on the cold chains, my hands slippery with fear. Terrified. I don't know what will happen when I lose my grip. The turning might stop.
But the knife would leave me body bloody,
Lying on the green grass.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Becki Bible: April 2012

So I guess my first Becki Bible post was December of 2009. Dayum.
Here are the photos from April, in no particular order.

Big creepy tall guy/thing at the haunted house.

I was legitimately scared.

He's a happy zombie.

This. Darling. Boy. [[Luna]]

And this is Orlando Bloom.

Matt got ahold of my camera...

Sherry being intimidating.

Sherry being a princess on her b-day.

Me giving some attitude, I'm sure.

Accidental band photo. ha.

Matt and Orlando.

It's 'Where's Waldo' except it's really 'Where's Sherry'.
She's in the picture. Somewhere.

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Moss Ledge waterfall.

My friends are mature adults.

Orlando got my camera. Like I said. Mature.

"Please, no photos."

Just a lot me spam.

Red Slurpee.


Not sure what I'm doing. But I love it.

Matt again :)

April 3, 2012
I like to smell Sherry's monkey. xD

"There's a pube in my phone. I don't even have pubes. That's concerning." - Sherry
"You know when you have to go to the doctor? When your pee is black & yellow black & yellow!" -Sherry

April 7, 2012
"Well I have never! In all my years! Makin me clutch my pearls!"

Sherry: I can't dance in a cage on my birthday. :(
Luna: Oh honey you can dance in a cage. We'll make a man cage for you.
Me: Oh my god, on a scale of gay from one to ten that was a Luna.

April 20, 2012
"They're really big at the nursing home. Anyone whose anyone has a cardigan." -Lizzie
"I invited you over for lack of sack of beans." -TrevyTrevMcTrevTrevsta

April 29, 2012
"I have Webelos in my lap." -Diddy

What is a cross between a cow and a buffalo called? A beefalo.

Wow. Short on quotes this month. Hopefully I'll do better this month! :)