Becki Bible: January

I carry around a notebook. I call it the Becki Bible. :)

If I hear something I like or something I think is funny. If I feel like I need to write something down, I'll write it down. These are excerpts from January. I have another becki bible entry from last January. [[Right here.]]

[[Robert and I♥]]

Jan. 1, 2011

"Nothing like going to a jazz game and sitting next to two guys that bathed in cologne. At least they weren't assholes though..."



Jan. 4, 2011

"Scotch scotch scotch. I love scotch. Here it goes down. Down to my belly." -Anchorman

"If there's something strange...in the neighborhood....who you gonna call?" -GHOSTBUSTERS



Jan. 5, 2011

"I have mustache in my mouth."

"Hell yeah, I threw up all over my bed this morning." -Sean

"Booze, cigarettes, a Beatles bottle opener, the wife, and shopping. We don't need men! Unless they're Arabian!" -Drina

"We're both mentally handicapped." -Drina



Jan. 8, 2011

"Don't go into the dark creepy shed. There's definitely a zombie in there. Oh no you didn't- DUMBASS!" -Me



Best Friends:

We'll laugh at absolutely nothing

And smoke cheap cigarettes on long walks

Drink tea on Thursday nights,

and have drunk heart to heart talks.

We'll yell and scream at each other,

hold each other and cry afterwards.

Dream and wish for the future,

and secretly wish we could fast forward.

We'll share each deep secret,

never let anyone else hear.

I'll always stand by her.

She'll always be here.



[[my poetry]]



Jan. 12, 2011

"Don't eat the soap!" -Drina

"Becki...you're in the driver's seat and the car is on...DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" -Drina [[hahaha my favorite]]

"My vagina is wet. And blue." -Drina

[[kinda had to be there haha]]

"I'M TRYING TO LAUGH BUT I CAN'T!" -Ben



Jan. 16, 2011

ROBERT SMOKED WEED HOLY SHIT.



"Things are not always what I expect." -Me



Jan. 20, 2011

Robert: "Hey can I get directions?"

Girl: "To where?"

Robert: "Your heart."

Hahahahahahaha fucking Robert



I have a couple photos to upload to this entry, I'll do it later when I have more time. I have some drawings from this month.

So....TTFN. ♥