Becki Bible Exceprts: May

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The month of May has been...well it's been interesting. I wrote a lot more down in my bible than I would like to reveal here, so I'll only be putting part of the excerpts, and I don't think it will be very much. Maybe June will prove to be more exciting?! :)

May 7, 2011
"We became homos in 600 C.C.!" -Zack

May 10, 2011
"Women! You can't live with em, yet they're everywhere!" - Harry; 3rd Rock from The Sun

May 11, 2011
Ten Things I love About Robert:
1. His smile
2. He's hilarious
3. When were' hanging out with a bunch of people, he always includes everyone and doesn't leave anyone out
4. When he sings to Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. He's loyal
6. His pick-up lines
7. His eyelashes
8. His mom (ahahahaha)
9. His sick ass dance moves
10. He's a Jazz Fan
11. He's my best friend ← I know I put an extra number. But fuck you. :)

"Did I invite you to my barbecue? Did I? No! No! So why are you giving me all this beef, get off my grill!" -Robert & Ryry

Ryry: If we shake up all the sodas in the Wal-Mart does that mean we shake up the ones in the machines too?
Robert: Shake the soda machines! It's rage against the machines!

May 24, 2011
Me: Are you the devil?
Josh: Yes.
Me: Nice to meet you, Satan.
Josh: We have a promising future together.

May 31, 2011
"Oh there was this lady at work who had a gnarly beard until it caught on fire."
-Lance