Thursday, October 20, 2011

Becki Bible: September 2011

Let's start with photos. :D


Doyle sent Adrianna and I 'I kinda ♥ Fargo' shirts, cheesy romance novels, a shot glass, a box cutter for Adrianna at work, and two Red Stripe beers. :)


I'm wearing my 'I kinda ♥ Fargo' shirt. :)

Sparks in the back yard.

Mainly took this for Jonathan, who loves batman.


Adrianna and I got to drink our beer that came all the way from North Dakota. :)

For my birthday I went to Cali, but it was ugly, so here's a picture of our stop in Reno instead.

Yes, we drive like this all the time.

Johnny and I on MY BIRTHDAAAAY.

Robert and Sherry...can you spot what's wrong with this photo? XD

Spider-man ice cream!

This is Gary <3

And that large sewer rat is brownie. The most badass chihuahua on this planet.

Wearing my GC t-shirt.

Brownie in his pimp jacket! And whitie, the shit head.

This is Kevin, the red neck gun freak. He's awesome. I shot his Ar 15 and it was terrifying. Jesus, I hate guns.

Me and Matt. <3

Mike being a cowboy

Mike and Andy


Sweet J. Jonah Jameson, this is what happens when you kill a 30 with your friends.


I love this picture. Andy and I.

Me, busy being totally trashed.

AND NOW FOR THE BECKI BIBLE EXCERPTS.


Sep. 3, 2011
"If it's not tight, you can't suck it. Remember that, Becki." -TrevyTrevMcTrevTrevsta
[[we were making cigarettes]]

Sep. 7, 2011
Adrianna: I shat in my car.
Me: You sh- you what?!

"Do it. Put it in. Gently." -Africa

Adrianna: Nobody gives a fuck about me.
Me: I give a fuck. I give LOTS of fucks for you. Here. Have all of my fucks. Take them. TAKE ALL OF MY FUCKS.

Sep. 10, 2011
Cashier: Can I see your ID
Me: "YES. YES! THAT'S ME! SEE THE PICTURE?! THAT'S ME."

Sep. 18, 2011
If I ever become a hipster, I will shoot myself. I will light myself on fire, and then shoot myself. Or have someone smash me with a piano. I was hanging out with a bunch of fucking hipsters last night and they kept talking about obscure music on their ipods and the clothes they bought from Urban Outfitters and how much better they are than everyone else. And I'm just sitting there like, "Uumm...I like barbies, spider-man, and death metal." I seriously started just fucking chugging vodka. I figured hey, if I'm going to hang out with hipsters and be forced to listen to their shitty elevator hipster music, I might as well drink their alcohol. Ugh. I just don't understand. Why is it 'cool' to be like everyone else all the time?

Sep. 20, 2011
Movies I must own:
Pineapple Express
Girl Interrupted
Supers
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Joey: Fuck me, Ryan.
Me: Who's Ryan?
Joey: A birthday cake.
Me: A birthday cake?
Joey: Ryan's my cousin.
Me: You want your birthday cake cousin to fuck you?

[[It's funny when people talk in their sleep.]]


OH MY GOD HONEY BADGER

Sep. 23, 2011
I don't understand why men feel the need to spit. Do they get dehydrated from getting rid of all their saliva?

Sep. 30, 2011
Matt: Whatever, she's already got you wrapped around her finger and she's just a baby!
Mike: It's those eyes!......Yeah, I'm fucked.



So yeah, I guess this month has been...interesting. Hilarious, yet falling apart all around me because I've been drinking too much. I've decided to slow it down, it's been harder than I thought. I won't lie, I kind of saw it coming. I knew that once I hit 21 I'd be an alcoholic for like a month. Haha. But I think it's time that I actually be able to remember at least a week of my life. Jussayin.




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