Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Becki Bible: July 2011

July 6, 2011
Africa: That cat is stupid.
Mr. Kallas: Maybe we should change her name to Aunt Marie.
Africa: Kitty doesn't do drugs!

Mr. Kallas: My hand has been raising all kinds of hell!
Me: We don't want that hell around here you put that hell down, mister!

July 9, 2011
"He said I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. Which I know is a lie because he's seen at least one movie with Kate Hudson in it." -Me

What are you up to?
Oh, just jammin the beaver with Adrianna.


July 20, 2011
"Dr. Babcock." -TV commercial

"He's cute. Of course he's a rapist." -Africa

July 31, 2011
Have you ever watched someone who talks with their hands, try to use a microphone?

Robert: Love yooooou!
Johnny: What?
Robert: Nothin I'll be home in a sec.

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