You know what I don't understand?!Why do tampon applicators have flowers printed on them?
It's so pointless. I was thinking about it the other day. When I'm on my period, I have plenty of problems on my hands. Pretty flowers printed on my applicator does not make my problems go away. I have raging hormones that make me feel like I want to go on a killing rampage, I have to stuff a wad of cotton up my vagina to keep period blood from leaking everywhere, and I have so much acne that my face looks like Pizza the Hut off of Spaceballs. (Let's also not forget the cramps that make me wanna cut out my uterus.) Oh but you know what? It's alright because I HAVE FLOWERS PRINTED ON MY TAMPON APPLICATOR.
Nice! We cycle at the same time!
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