Becki Bible: June

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June 4, 2011
Zack: Why are you eating so much junk food?
Mia: I'm on my period. Any other questions, fuckin faggot?

June 6, 2011
Me: I have J-Lo stuck in my head.
Lizzie: How did she get in there?!

"EGGPLANT." -Adrianna

June 13, 2011
"You should probably hurry, I shouldn't be this stoned while watching this movie but I can't move off this couch or the demon will get me..." -Gina

Can I just stare at you and gawk at your beautiful features instead of actually dating you?

"Once you go Becki you never go back. You're the new black, Becki!" -Africa

Girl: You want the receipt?
Adrianna: No, does anyone ever ask for the receipt?
Girl: Well what we do with the receipts is have a huge bon fire, roast a pig, have a lot of fun, you know.

Me: I'm confused. Sexually.
Trever: Sexually confused as in you are attracted to refrigerators now?

June 15, 2011
I still don't understand why i'm alive.

June 17, 2011
Why do they put lemons in water? I don't think it makes the water taste any better.

June 19, 2011
Celebrities I would have super rough sex with:
Huge Jackman
Ryan Reynolds
Robert Downy Jr
Mmmmm :P


June 20, 2011
"Seriously, you guys gotta stop, cuz I'm getting a woody and this cowboy doesn't have a hat." -Dennis

June 22, 2011
"You laugh like a horse. Wait....horses don't laugh." -Me

June 26, 2011
"How does my vagina look?" -Africa

It's really funny how Adrianna will hand me a beverage and say, "Try this." I think it's water, tea, a slurpee, or lemonade and it turns out to be alcohol. So I end up chugging an alcoholic beverage for a second and then I'm like, "WTF this has alcohol in it!" EVERY SINGLE TIME.

How Adrianna and I spend our time together: We got down and dirty last night...and took pictures of it. Woke up the next morning to see her half naked, and then we had breast exams in her basement. The funny part is....none of that is sexual at all even though it sounds like it.

June 29, 2011
Me: Oh, shoot. Now you know where I live. You're totally going to stalk me.
Jeffrey: Oh, I don't stalk people. I'm more of a 'straight to the point' kind of guy. I'll probably just show up at your house and drop a grenade on your doorstep.

June 30, 2011
"We're not bullies! We're troubled souls that can't express ourselves in a constructive manner." -Binky