March 3, 2011
"I'm tired of these homos going through my trash!" -Robert's mom
"That kid is so gangster. Not. I better go teach him a thing or two." -Abi
March 8, 2011
I don't care who you are talking about, and I don't care if it's true or not. Don't fucking talk shit on my friends.
"Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines."
I've been dealing with so much negativity lately. Negative comments, negative words, some of them towards me and some of them directed elsewhere. Maybe I'm just being ultra sensitive today. Or whatever. But i'm really getting fucking sick of it. I'm tired of people acting like they are better than me.
March 10, 2011
"So I walk into Derek's house and I see his older brother vacuuming without a shirt on and he goes, 'Sup.' I think to myself, well i ain't gay or anything but I would even put out for him!" -RobertBFF
[hahahahaha]
Guy: Why is it so quiet over here?
Johnny: I have work tomorrow.
Me: I'm tired.
Derek: I'm jewish.
[[OHMG. HAHAHA.]]
"What if you looked over and I was just balls deep in this pizza?" -Me
Ben: We'll send my body to someone we hate.
Me: Who do we hate? Usher?
March 18, 2011
There was a spider when I got in the shower today. Chillin on the shower wall. I killed it.
Pervert spider.
March 20, 2011
Look up Paper Towels.
[[HAHA Hey friends come over I got paper towels]]
I hate small talk. So fucking much.
March 22, 2011
"Wanna hear something funny? STAY! SIT DOWN!" -Adrianna
"Wanna see how much gum I bought?!" -Adrianna
March 23, 2011
Me: Did you guys know I'm gangster now?!
Robert: You're packin more heat than a microwave!
March 27, 2011
"It's like a tuxedo on your vagina." -Me
March 29, 2011
I left my phone at home. So now I'm at alpha, worrying probably too much. Only because privacy is important to me. One time my dad decided to go through my phone a couple years ago. I was pissed. I just feel that I deserve privacey and when you violate my privacy I get offended. Blaaaaah!
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Monday, April 4, 2011
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
iphones
I hate iphones.
Maybe because I don't have one. Maybe I just don't understand how 'amazing' they are. I think it's unnecessary. It's a PHONE. Phones are used to call people. But with the iphone, you have a flashlight, an mp3 player, GPS, social networking, internet, a new family, shopping network, a bigger dick, and hell maybe if you strap the iphone to your ankle, it'll walk for you so you never have to walk again!
You'll never need anything else ever again.
It seems like everyone that has an iphone...CAN'T GET OFF OF IT.
I'm trying to hang out with someone, but they're too busy Googling what year Nicole Richie was born or what the fuck ever.
Maybe I'm just an iphone hater.
Meh. Whatever.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Imaginary Pony
I had an imaginary pony growing up.
She was my imaginary friend.
I didn't really have friends in grade school.
So I always hung out with my pony on the steps of the school at recess.
I was actually jealous of the kids that got teased.
They at least weren't invisible.
Negative attention is better than no attention at all.
Nobody at school would notice if I just disappeared, and that's what made me sad the most.
Junior high was worse, at first.
I remember sitting at lunch by myself in seventh grade.
I would eat my food pretty fast, if I ate it at all. I didn't want people to really notice that I was a loner. So as soon as i was done eating my food, I would hurry to the library.
There, nobody cared if you had friends or not. The librarian would show me where the new books were. It was quiet. The other kids in the library didn't look at me like a loner. I was a fellow book lover.
I remember having my crush on the impossible boy in Jr high. He didn't know I existed. I so badly wanted at least one boy to like me. Even if it was the creepy boy that everyone hated. At least it would mean someone noticed me.
And last night. I sat there thinking about all this. About how I grew up being invisible for such a long time. It made me sad. I was so pathetic. And then I got mad.
But the phone rang.
And when I heard the voice on the other end I smiled.
It was the first time I'd ever heard his voice.
And it was the best thing I'd heard in a long time.
I felt even closer to him, suddenly he wasn't so far away anymore.
It was so natural for me.
Talking to him was like breathing.
I swear I could almost see him.
Wearing sweat pants and his hair all messed up.
Trying to keep the dog from licking his face.
We talked for so long.
Before hanging up the phone, he said words that made my heart leap.
How I was it. How I was the only thing he wanted.
<3
And now I'm so confused. I could fall for him. I'm sure of it. I could fall for him so easily.
But that is so dangerous.
And I feel time ticking away.
Anxious to see what will happen.
And the letters from Mr. Navy keep coming in.
So crazy for me.
and I'm just plain crazy....
She was my imaginary friend.
I didn't really have friends in grade school.
So I always hung out with my pony on the steps of the school at recess.
I was actually jealous of the kids that got teased.
They at least weren't invisible.
Negative attention is better than no attention at all.
Nobody at school would notice if I just disappeared, and that's what made me sad the most.
Junior high was worse, at first.
I remember sitting at lunch by myself in seventh grade.
I would eat my food pretty fast, if I ate it at all. I didn't want people to really notice that I was a loner. So as soon as i was done eating my food, I would hurry to the library.
There, nobody cared if you had friends or not. The librarian would show me where the new books were. It was quiet. The other kids in the library didn't look at me like a loner. I was a fellow book lover.
I remember having my crush on the impossible boy in Jr high. He didn't know I existed. I so badly wanted at least one boy to like me. Even if it was the creepy boy that everyone hated. At least it would mean someone noticed me.
And last night. I sat there thinking about all this. About how I grew up being invisible for such a long time. It made me sad. I was so pathetic. And then I got mad.
But the phone rang.
And when I heard the voice on the other end I smiled.
It was the first time I'd ever heard his voice.
And it was the best thing I'd heard in a long time.
I felt even closer to him, suddenly he wasn't so far away anymore.
It was so natural for me.
Talking to him was like breathing.
I swear I could almost see him.
Wearing sweat pants and his hair all messed up.
Trying to keep the dog from licking his face.
We talked for so long.
Before hanging up the phone, he said words that made my heart leap.
How I was it. How I was the only thing he wanted.
<3
And now I'm so confused. I could fall for him. I'm sure of it. I could fall for him so easily.
But that is so dangerous.
And I feel time ticking away.
Anxious to see what will happen.
And the letters from Mr. Navy keep coming in.
So crazy for me.
and I'm just plain crazy....
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