Becki Bible: March 2011

March 3, 2011
"I'm tired of these homos going through my trash!" -Robert's mom
"That kid is so gangster. Not. I better go teach him a thing or two." -Abi

March 8, 2011
I don't care who you are talking about, and I don't care if it's true or not. Don't fucking talk shit on my friends.

"Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines."

I've been dealing with so much negativity lately. Negative comments, negative words, some of them towards me and some of them directed elsewhere. Maybe I'm just being ultra sensitive today. Or whatever. But i'm really getting fucking sick of it. I'm tired of people acting like they are better than me.

March 10, 2011
"So I walk into Derek's house and I see his older brother vacuuming without a shirt on and he goes, 'Sup.' I think to myself, well i ain't gay or anything but I would even put out for him!" -RobertBFF
[hahahahaha]

Guy: Why is it so quiet over here?
Johnny: I have work tomorrow.
Me: I'm tired.
Derek: I'm jewish.

[[OHMG. HAHAHA.]]

"What if you looked over and I was just balls deep in this pizza?" -Me

Ben: We'll send my body to someone we hate.
Me: Who do we hate? Usher?

March 18, 2011
There was a spider when I got in the shower today. Chillin on the shower wall. I killed it.
Pervert spider.

March 20, 2011
Look up Paper Towels.

[[HAHA Hey friends come over I got paper towels]]

I hate small talk. So fucking much.

March 22, 2011
"Wanna hear something funny? STAY! SIT DOWN!" -Adrianna
"Wanna see how much gum I bought?!" -Adrianna

March 23, 2011
Me: Did you guys know I'm gangster now?!
Robert: You're packin more heat than a microwave!

March 27, 2011
"It's like a tuxedo on your vagina." -Me

March 29, 2011
I left my phone at home. So now I'm at alpha, worrying probably too much. Only because privacy is important to me. One time my dad decided to go through my phone a couple years ago. I was pissed. I just feel that I deserve privacey and when you violate my privacy I get offended. Blaaaaah!