Gay Men And IHOP

Feature Friday.

Before story time. (:
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So...in case you're wondering how lil ol' Becki is doing....well I'm doing okay. Could be better, but okay. My whole life is a giant mood swing and adjusting, just doesn't seem to be happening.
I started my prayer journal again, it's helping me feel a little more focused and more centered, thank you Jesus!

I'm really excited for March to be here. Things might actually start falling in place for me. :)
Okay enough about me...

STORYTIME:

So me and my crew.

Go to IHOP.

Which was probably a mistake at 2 in the morning.

We walk in, there's seven of us, and there is only ONE guy working at IHOP today. Taking tickets, orders, you know the drill. So he's kinda swamped and stressed out. His name is 'Lenny'. Anyways, he's taking care of some people and we're waiting to be seated, he calls over to us, "Sorry for the wait guys, I'll be right with you." RobertBFF goes, "Ah, nah man it's cool." And Lenny says, "Just a stressful night, ya know? I'm the only one working!"

Then my buddy Evan says, "Oh you're the only one I need!"

He's totally kidding because Evan is straight. (I think. That's what he claims, anyways.)

Then Lenny gives him 'the look'.

And I realize...oh my god our waiter is gay and Evan just hit on him. Oh fuuuuuuuuu....

This will be interesting.

Lenny goes, "Buddy, I wear this ring for a reason! Three years and going strong!"

Evan seems kind of speechless and just says, "Uuuh alright cool cool." He seems super surprised that he (jokingly?) hit on a waiter...and he happens to be gay. Lenny assures us all that he's just messing around and we're all seated, ready to order our drinks! :)

He's calling us girls 'sweetheart' and 'hun' and being super awesome of course. When he gets to Evan he says, "Oh and if you keep up the talk like that, you just might land yourself a date!" Everyone starts laughing and going, "Ooooooh lucky guy!"

When Evan is ordering his meal he asks, "Does sausage come with that?"

And Lenny gives him a flirty smile and I'm almost dying now.

Seriously, now I'm really starting to question Evan's sexual preference.

We may be a silly group of young people, but we're not downright cruel and would never make fun of someone. Including Evan.

Lenny walks off when we've all ordered and Robert leans over and says, "Wow that guy totally thinks we're gay now." Little did Robert know, APPARENTLY LENNY HAS PERFECT HEARING OR SOME SHIT! Lenny is not as far away as we thought and he goes, "What did you say?!" Robert's like, "Uuuuuh, nothing. Nothing. You gave us an extra straw, but it's okay we'll figure it out!"
But Lenny marches over and demands to know what Robert said. So Robert goes, "Oh I was just saying that you probably think we're gay or sumthin."
Lenny said, "Well, he started it!"
And Evan (who apparently can't keep his mouth shut) says, "I'll finish it, too. I'm very good at finishing things!"
Lenny just kind of stands there a second before rushing away to help more people and we are all cracking up, but at the same time I am soooo embarrassed. How did this get so out of control?! HOW?!
When Robert asks Lenny if he can get some butter, Robert tries to make a joke out of things. He says, "Yeah, I'm at a turning point in my life. I'm balding and I need butter."
Lenny: "I would say you're at a turning point in your life if you're straight but hitting on a gay waiter!"

Ooooooh SHIT! I can't believe this is happening!
When Lenny gets the butter and puts it on the table, Evan says, "Hey, I don't see a phone number with that butter."
[[Okay, seriously? Come on, Evan. There's no way that a straight guy would consistently hit on a gay waiter like six times. No freaking way. Evan just has to be gay.]]
Lenny: "Do you wanna keep pushing buttons?!"
Evan: "Only if they're the right ones!"

Seriously, by the time we left the restaurant I was mortified, dying, and laughing. It was...a hilarious experience that I never ever want to happen EVER AGAIN.