I hate Football :)

Lizzie would kill me if she knew I posted this.
But it is just too funny.
:D

Anyways. About Football.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

Especially the lingo the announcers use. The only word I understand is 'touchdown'. To me, it sounds like this:

"PinkflamingoswentouttolunchandthentheballoonexplodedTOUCHDOWNforthefirstbabyever
borninalaskahershoeswerebrightpinkwithdogdroolTOUCHDOWNthehugelakewasonfireandthe
pilgrimslikeburnedtoastheplayswithhisblowupdolleverynightbeforebed TOUCHDOWN!"

Stupid football.

Basketball is better, people!