I hate iphones.
Maybe because I don't have one. Maybe I just don't understand how 'amazing' they are. I think it's unnecessary. It's a PHONE. Phones are used to call people. But with the iphone, you have a flashlight, an mp3 player, GPS, social networking, internet, a new family, shopping network, a bigger dick, and hell maybe if you strap the iphone to your ankle, it'll walk for you so you never have to walk again!
You'll never need anything else ever again.
It seems like everyone that has an iphone...CAN'T GET OFF OF IT.
I'm trying to hang out with someone, but they're too busy Googling what year Nicole Richie was born or what the fuck ever.
Maybe I'm just an iphone hater.
Meh. Whatever.
Nah - I feel the same way about all phones. Even deleted my FB account, nothing but a sad excuse for communication. Same with smartphones - could be useful (I have one but didn't activate the internet) but mostly just abused for its indirect ability to fake social growth and development. Flush em all!
ReplyDeleteI just had to spell "nerdi" to post that.
ReplyDeletethe iphone is a great piece of kit but it is just a product. Its shiny and polished and you have to caress it to make it work which is probably why silly people think of it as a magical creature.
ReplyDeletei hated them too....until i had one!
ReplyDeleteLove the comic strip, hilarious stuff. And it's so funny because it's so damn true, people brag how their iPhones can do ANYTHING! Honestly, I'm still completely happy with my flip phone. It sends my text messages and takes neat pics with it's little camera, that's all I need and want. Just last week I tried upgrading to an identical flip phone, but one with a better camera inside. Wouldn't you know it, they're almost obsolete now due to the tremendous rage of the smart phones. Grrr...
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