Reasons Why

This may or may not be informational. Reasons why you shouldn't like me:

• I smoke. It's a nasty habit. But I love it.
• I'm a coward. It's true. I'm afraid of everything.
• I'm a heart breaker. It's true. Ask Adrianna. Or Pat Benetar.
• My favorite super hero is spiderman. no one else likes him, but I sure do!
• I'M LOUD. I SHOULD HONESTLY JUST TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW LOUD I AM.
• I blame pretty much everything on myself. Even if it's not my fault. It's raining outside? Oh. Sorry. My bad.
• I hate work. Hate hate hate hate HATE.
• Oh yeah and I hate school too. Any type of school. I hate it.
  
• I lie sometimes. It's true, I do. OR DO I?! Bwaha. :)
• Like a billion guys chase me and I tend to want to hit all of them in the face with a bat.
  
• I do not know what I want. I don't know exactly what I want relationship-wise, future-wise, dinner-wise...you name it. I don't know what I want.
• I'm a girl. And girls fucking suck. :)
• I listen to my music far too loudly.
• I think about death every day. Cuz I'm crazy and I have issues.
  
• I cry super duper easy. And I cry a super duper lot.

Welp. There you go. That's not all the reasons, but some of them. NOW.

Reasons why I want you to like me:

• I'm like a tiny scared kitten that wants to be rescued.
  
• I feel like more of a real person and less crazy if you like me.
• So I have an excuse to hold your hand.
• I want to be there for you through thick and thin.
• I want to argue with you. Yes, I want to argue with you. :)
• So you can be loud and obnoxious with me.
• So I can give you a bracelet.
• So I can feel wanted.
• For inside jokes. ♥
• And falling in love.

TOTALLY should have seen it coming.
Hellooooooo Becki!
Wake the fuck up!
Where's my baseball bat?
I wanna smash some boys' faces in.
Grrrrrrr.

I'm so sick of being sober.